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| ulia32623: who says
julia32623: good night my sweet baboo
julia32623: honestly
julia32623: what a freaking loser
racht174: haha
racht174: who said that??
julia32623: who the hell do you think
julia32623: mr. fatso
racht174: ok i'm not gonna make any assumptions on that one..thats just asking for it.. who are you talking about?
julia32623: my pops
racht174: hahhahahahhahaha
racht174: he said baboo?
julia32623: do you honestly think i'd make that up
racht174: maybe
racht174: thats a little wierd
racht174: my sweet baboo?
racht174: what the hell is a baboo?
julia32623: yeah, well he's a little more than weird
racht174: sounds like a monkey
julia32623: i know
racht174: i dont get it you're dad seems alright why dont you like him?
julia32623: hes too stupid to remember the n to make it baboon
julia32623: and why the hell is he calling me a baboon
julia32623: is it supposed to be cute
racht174: ahahahahahhaha
12:40 AM
julia32623: he seems okay b/c he has 328749286349723.838 different personalities
racht174: hahahaha
racht174: well to me it only seems like two
julia32623: the one he has around my friends is usually alright
julia32623: nah there's definitely more than that
racht174: weird
racht174: so whats the deal withthe mafia thing
julia32623: he works with all these big itaian dudes
julia32623: who are all combining their trash businesses to become a legitimate company
julia32623: and there's a picture in the office of all of them and some of the stars of the godfather
racht174: haha that's pretty sweet
so what does your dad do
julia32623: no idea
julia32623: consulting of some sort
racht174: ok
julia32623: he has his own company
julia32623: i think
racht174: cool
julia32623: and he owns hardware stores in florida
racht174: thats pretty random
julia32623: and racehorses .... but thats not businedd
julia32623: *business
racht174: sure it it
racht174: is*
julia32623: not if he never makes any money off of them
julia32623: but they're pretty
racht174: haha
12:50 AM
julia32623: so according to dictionary.com.......
julia32623: ba·bu also ba·boo ( P ) Pronunciation Key (bäb)n. pl. ba·bus, also ba·boos 1.Used as a Hindi courtesy title for a man, equivalent to Mr.2.a.A Hindu clerk who is literate in English.b.Offensive. A native of India who has acquired some superficial education in English.
racht174: hahahaha so you have a superficial education in english?
julia32623: apparently so
julia32623: and im also a man or father
julia32623: did you see that part
racht174: yeah
racht174: haha i dare you to tell him htat
julia32623: i think i'll pass on that one
racht174: hahahaha that's pretty funny
racht174: my dad used to call my munchkin and gly
racht174: ugly*
so
12:55 AM
racht174: and he used to do that annoying thing where you would stick you're hand on a little kid
racht174: so that they couldnt punch you
julia32623: oh dont even get me started on nicknames
julia32623: there is no way you could beat me
racht174: hmm
julia32623: baboo is nothing compared to things like snugglybumpybear
julia32623: or some shit like that
racht174: hahahaha
julia32623: where does he even come up with this
racht174: haha
racht174: he didnt call you that
racht174: i dont believe ou
julia32623: okay well he did but whatever
julia32623:did your dad really call you ugly
julia32623: thats so funny
racht174: yeah but he was joking
racht174: like half
racht174: he really did i think i was an ugly kid
julia32623:hahahahahhahahahaha
julia32623: it's sooooooo weird my dad tells me how pretty i am all the time
julia32623: If he wasnt my dad id think he was hitting on me
julia32623: i think he has mental issues
julia32623: or at least sight
racht174: haha hitting on you??
1:00 AM
julia32623: im not gonna respond to that to avoid potential mocking or laughter
racht174: haha ok
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| I can wash out forty-four pairs of socks
And have them hangin out on the line
I can starch and iron two dozen shirts
Before you can count from one to nine
I can scoop up a great big dipper
Full of lard from the drippin's can
Throw it in the skillet, go out and do my
Shopping and be back before it melts in the pan
'Cause I'm a woman
Double U O M A N
I'll say it again
I can rub and scrub till this old house
Is shinin like a dime
Feed the baby, grease the car and
Powder my face at the same time
Get all dressed up, go out and swing
Till four a.m. and then
Lay down at five, jump up at six
And start all over again
'Cause I'm a woman
Double U O M A N
I'll say it again
If you come to me sickly, you know
I'm gonna make you well
If you come to me hexed up,
You know I'm gonna break the spell
If you come to me hungry,
You know I'm gonna fill you full o' grits
If it's lovin' you're lackin', I'll kiss you
And give you the shiverin' fits
'Cause I'm a woman
Double U O M A N
I'll say it again
I can stretch a greenback dollar bill
From here to kingdom come
I can play the numbers, pay my bills
And still end up with some
I got a twenty dollar gold piece says
There ain't nothin I can't do
I can make a dress out of a feed bag
And I can make a man out of you
'Cause I'm a woman
Double U O M A N
I'll say it again
'Cause I'm a woman
Double U O M A N
And that's all
YAY!!!
I got silver in 2 mile today at southern invitational, My splits were my first and third best mile times ever. super freaking awesome.
bob
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